April 2024

Horoscopes

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Aries (Mar 21/Apr 20) We are surrounded by gorgeous mountains and rivers and all this loveliness - and here you are worrying about dumb stuff. Adventure misses you. Go. Take a friend.

Taurus (Apr 21/May 20) Sometimes the Universe sends us the same bullshit because it really wants us to learn something. Or you are stuck in a rerun. Time to change the station.

Gemini (May 21/Jun 20) Keep healing that inner child but be sure to pay those bills. Keep listening to your inner Ernie as long as you occasionally listen in to your inner Bert as well. He’s smart.

Cancer (Jun 21/July 22) Those blustery heavy winds can seem to sweep you off your feet sometimes - but they also carry away what’s no longer needed and bring in what is. Change is good.

Leo (July 23/Aug 22) It’s time to claim a golden hour of peace for yourself. The worries of the day have no place here. Sometimes everyone needs a space and time that is just theirs.

Virgo (Aug 23/Sept 22) What would happen if you stopped fixing everything and just enjoyed the scenery with a friend? For an hour? Or even a whole day? Please find out.

Libra (Sept 23/Oct 23) The grass on the other side is still just grass. Maybe it’s time to just plant something else instead. You deserve a lush gorgeous garden on your own side.

Scorpio (Oct 23/Nov 22) Roadblocks and obstacles happen - but they are temporary because everything is. Sometimes you forget how capable and badass you are. This is your reminder. You got this.

Sagittarius (Nov 23/Dec 21) If you want to pretend you are on a hot air balloon this month, go right ahead. Soar so high above all the daily grind and drama that you can’t even see it. Enjoy the scenic vistas.

Capricorn (Dec 223/Jan 19) You can’t grow a bountiful garden without getting some seeds and doing a little digging in the dirt. But it’s worth it if want the best tomatoes you are ever going to eat.

Aquarius (Jan 20/Feb 19) This month is like a piñata; you might get banged up a little bit, but fun little surprises will be coming along throughout. Embrace the delightful and ridiculous.

Pisces (Feb 20/Mar 20) This month is like the Chinese buffet - (the good one with the sushi bar) - there’s so many good options available to you. Why not try a little of everything?