February 2024

Horoscopes

Photo Credit: Greg Rakozy@grakozy

Aries (Mar 20/Apr 18) The only reason you have lame people in your life is because you let them in. Rethink all that. But keep being the kind weirdo that you’ve always been. You are delightful.

Taurus (Apr 19/May 19) Pack your bags and go on a road trip. Just go on adventures and take your crazy friend with you. But try not to get arrested or anything like that. (Take bail money just in case.)

Gemini (May 20/Jun 19) Your challenge this month is to keep creating cool stuff while also trying to talk less shit. If you can’t do both, just focus on the creating cool stuff part. Try to be a little more social though.

Cancer (Jun 20/July 21) February is giving easy-going “broken-in pair of jeans” vibes for you. Fantastic. Slide-in, get comfy and binge watch whatever show you have been saving.

Leo (July 22/Aug 21) Meh. This month is going to be bumpy for a bit then even out. Try not to get lured into any deep Ted Talks if possible. It’s a good time to try out a new hobby though and that’s cool.

Virgo (Aug 22/Sept 21) Refocus that manic energy into trying out something new. If you don’t have enough spoons for that, try to go on a nice road trip with a good bestie. Go gentle on yourself.

Libra (Sept 22/Oct 21) If you are single, get your shit together because romance is heading your way. If you are already in a relationship ; lean into it (but go ahead and get your shit together anyway.)

Scorpio (Oct 22/Nov 20) Keep listening to your gut - you have good Spidey senses for a reason. Be cautious around people that seem suss - they probably are. Indulge in all the self-care possible.

Sagittarius (Nov 21/Dec 20) This month is a shining sea of communication and you are just a pretty mermaid swimming along, gathering pearls as you find them. Watch out for sharks.

Capricorn (Dec 21/Jan 19) All the seeds you’ve been planting have taken root and you should start seeing the rewards this month. We see a good harvest ahead as well. Smell the roses; you planted them.

Aquarius (Jan 20/Feb 18) Surprises are heading your way - but you probably already sensed that because you are extra psychic this month. Be brave when it comes to romance this month. You got this.

Pisces (Feb 19/Mar 19) Imagine you are a happy little lizard, basking in the sun on a lovely warm rock. That is the Pisces energy this month. Lean into it. Find whatever equates to a lovely warm rock to bask on.